SELF~LOVE~LAND
THE MUSICAL
~Chapter 1~
8EAUTY 8ALLS!
Once upon a time. Most stories start this way.
But our story starts like this:
Always upon all times, deep in the heart of inner space, lies a beauty full place called Self~Love~Land.
Located in the sovereign nation of appreciation, this vast and limitless state is a multisensory playground where nature speaks, colours heal, and creativity is a birthright, not a talent. In SELF~LOVE~LAND, life is lived to the most beauty full musical soundtrack, composed of the same sonic frequencies that exist inside all vibrant beings.
Presiding over this glorious land, is the most beauty full, benevolent monarch of all times: S.E.L.F.
your Supreme, Essential, Loving Friend.
Now, to say that SELF loves you is an understatement so profound, it’s like saying that kittens, in a canoe wearing life jackets as they enjoy a glorious canoe ride, are only moderately cute.
Unfortunately, there is no word in any language that accurately describes the profundity of their feelings for us. The closest would be the ancient Finnish word “pluvatskeegh” meaning: the spontaneous evaporation of a human body, as a result of rapturous glee, but SELF~LOVE~LAND’s board of tourism decided that SELF~PLUVATSKEEGH~LAND didn’t have the right ring.
In SELF~LOVE~LAND, joy, awe, and wonder are so commonplace, you could say that one might find them around every corner, except that the are no corners, sharp edges of any kind there. As all selves know, sharp angles and linear trajectories do not support the human machine the way swirling, flowing curves do.
in SELF~LOVE~LAND, SELVES live glorious lives, free of the toxic programs that caused us to forget our beauty, as they enjoy all the luxuries of this world-class destination. Without all of these programs, they move better, breathe better, speak better and feel better. They also give and receive better, allowing them to live in harmonious balance, unlike most humans who are taught that it is better to give than receive.
When we let these majestic monarchs take us under their glorious wings, we, too, learn how to be better (as long as their fervent glee doesn’t cause them to evaporate). When we rebuild our relationship with them and remember the bigger better beautiful version of us that we already are, and always have been, their euphoria becomes so extreme, it can be felt all throughout the universe. And, as a matter of fact, so can ours.
The motto of SELF~LOVE~LAND sums it up beautifully:
“Self love isn’t learning how to love yourself. It’s about learning how much your self loves you.”
The problem is that, while all humans are born in Self~Love~Land, deeply connected to their beauty full SELF, very few ever return.
However, rumours are circling, and many are beginning to feel a subtle, rainbow-coloured tingle, suggesting that, perhaps, the tides are about to turn.
On this particular day, a group of SELVES has gathered for a delightful trampoline session, followed by tea and peaches at SELF~LOVE~LAND’s premier wellness spa, CHARKA~LOSOPHY.
SELF: Mine had a birthday the other day.Her daughters made her such a beautiful party. It was really intimate -just immediate family close friends- they had originally wanted to throw a huge bash to celebrate her big 60, but they knew she wouldn’t want it.
SELF: Good move. We all know how much she hates being the centre of attention.”
SELF: Mine is reading another self-help book right now. Really interesting stuff. She picks such great ones, but we all know that information alone isn’t enough. You need the right mindset and a solid method to make it a daily practice.
SELF: Totally. Mine has a found a really nice groove with her wellness practices. She does a Tai Chi class, meditates in the mornings, and has found a diet that really works for her system. She’s doing really well with all of it, but she still avoids looking in the mirror.
SELF: They’re masters at loving and caring for others, but the love never comes at us as strongly.” said SELF “They just don’t see us. It’s like there’s an invisible wall keeing us separated. I was just talking with SELF about this yesterday when we were taking our kittens to the symphony.”
SELF: If they only knew how much we dream of reconnecting. It’s what every SELF wants most.
SELF: On the bright side, a lot more of them are trying than ever before. SELF’s woman took a course last year and now she speaks to SELF every day. Politely! I mean they speak at us every day with all the negative talk, but this woman has come so far, she doesn’t even call SELF stupid anymore.
SELF: SELF‘s story is an amazing one. So many of us have watched our women genuinely put their all into changing. They’re so smart, they can feel there’s something missing. They talk about wanting more SELF love, but whatever they’re doing isn’t helping them find us. I’m really curious about how SELF’s woman did it. She’s really doing great now. What program did she do?
SELF: I asked SELF to find out for me. I want to start visualizing my woman doing it! We know for sure it wasn’t that ‘guru’ Dixie’s program. Remember when SELF and SELF’s women took it and both came out refusing to wear anything but purple, screaming twice as much as they did before and justifying it because they were doing it while holding their new ‘screaming puppets’?
SELF: OMG. How could I forget? Let me know when you find out the name of this other program. We can all visualize together!
SELF: You got it!
*Dixie McBabyman was an unorthodox wellness guru and part time ventriloquist. She referred to herself a Self Love Sherpa and was extremely passionate about her work helping women create monochromatic wardrobes and scream through puppets. She had just recently stopped running her signature program, after landing a full-time ventriloquist job with the Carnival Cruise Line. In her act, she wore only purple and screamed almost the entire time through her dummy, Joel, so in that way, she was still carrying on the work.
The following week at their daily trampoline session, the SELVES were helping SELF to master her new signature move (all SELVES love trampolining, widely known as the most jovial of all sports). SELF had named the move the Triple Reverse Maxwell and, though it had to be executed while on a trampoline, it was done completely in one’s mind and required no physical movement.
SELF: That last one you did felt great! From what I could tell, it was your best Maxwell yet. Do you want to go again?
SELF: No, I think I want to take a little break and let that last one sink in. It really did feel great!
SELF: Fabulous! I didn’t want to break SELF‘s concentration, but I’ve got amazing news, guys! I talked to SELF and got the info on her woman’s program. And guess what? She told me her cousin’s woman did it two years ago and is still doing great, and now my masseuse’s woman and her niece’s women are taking it, too. The Program creator is Karen Z. and from what I’ve read, it seems really innovative!
SELF: First the Maxwell and now this!
Could this day get any better?
SELF: And I haven’t even mentioned the best part!
SELF: Well, don’t keep us in suspense!
SELF: She mentions us!!!
And she even mentions SELF~LOVE~LAND!!!
SELF: What? What do you mean? How does she even know about SELF~LOVE~LAND?
SELF: I can’t even believe I’m about to tell you this, but do you all remember the prophecy about the woman who’s boobs saved a man’s life at an Elton John concert?
SELF: You mean the ‘bra~phecy?
How could we forget? It’s only one of the most inspirational tales of all time!
SELF: OMG! The legend say that the woman was one day going to break down the programmed barriers to that keep our women away from us and help thousands of them make it back here!
SELF: Don’t tell me – It’s her?!
SELF: It’s HER!!! And you won’t believe this next part!
She’s teaching them about 8EAUTY FUEL!!!
SELF: Do you mean the same 8EAUTY FUEL we use here? Next thing you know, you’ll be telling us she knows about the 8EAUTY 8ALL!!!!
SELF: Can this day get any better?
SELF: Always!!
Once upon a time.
Many a story have started this way, but ours starts like this:
Always, upon a times, there lived a group of SELVES.
They were just your average, ordinary SELVES, meaning they were infinitely, exquisitely, magnificently beautiful.
They lived in a group of women who were equally as infinitely, exquisitely, magnificently beautiful but had lived most of their lives unaware of these qualities. Unbeknownst to the women, their SELVES loved them unconditionally, waiting patiently for the day that they might be seen and loved back.
The problem was, in order to do this, the women would have to make the journey to a place they had almost entirely forgotten.
Selfloveland, a vast and limitless state in the sovereign Nation of Appreciation, was the birthplace of all humans, but most had left when they were young and only a select few had returned.
The SELVES, however had been living there all of their lives, enjoying all the luxuries of this world-class destination.
On this day, some SELVES had gathered for a delightful trampoline session, followed by tea and peaches at SELF~LOVE~LAND’s premier wellness spa,
CHARKA~LOSOPHY.
SELF: Mine had a birthday the other day.Her daughters made her such a beautiful party. It was really intimate -just immediate family close friends- they had originally wanted to throw a huge bash to celebrate her big 60, but they knew she wouldn’t want it.
SELF: Good move. We all know how much she hates being the centre of attention.”
SELF: Mine is reading another self-help book right now. Really interesting stuff. She picks such great ones, but we all know that information alone isn’t enough. You need the right mindset and a solid method to make it a daily practice.
SELF: Totally. Mine has a found a really nice groove with her wellness practices. She does a Tai Chi class, meditates in the mornings, and has found a diet that really works for her system. She’s doing really well with all of it, but she still avoids looking in the mirror.
SELF: They’re masters at loving and caring for others, but the love never comes at us as strongly.” said SELF “They just don’t see us. It’s like there’s an invisible wall keeing us separated. I was just talking with SELF about this yesterday when we were taking our kittens to the symphony.”
SELF: If they only knew how much we dream of reconnecting. It’s what every SELF wants most.
SELF: On the bright side, a lot more of them are trying than ever before. SELF’s woman took a course last year and now she speaks to SELF every day. Politely! I mean they speak at us every day with all the negative talk, but this woman has come so far, she doesn’t even call SELF stupid anymore.
SELF: SELF‘s story is an amazing one. So many of us have watched our women genuinely put their all into changing. They’re so smart, they can feel there’s something missing. They talk about wanting more SELF love, but whatever they’re doing isn’t helping them find us. I’m really curious about how SELF’s woman did it. She’s really doing great now. What program did she do?
SELF: I asked SELF to find out for me. I want to start visualizing my woman doing it! We know for sure it wasn’t that ‘guru’ Dixie’s program. Remember when SELF and SELF’s women took it and both came out refusing to wear anything but purple, screaming twice as much as they did before and justifying it because they were doing it while holding their new ‘screaming puppets’?
SELF: OMG. How could I forget? Let me know when you find out the name of this other program. We can all visualize together!
SELF: You got it!
*Dixie McBabyman was an unorthodox wellness guru and part time ventriloquist. She referred to herself a Self Love Sherpa and was extremely passionate about her work helping women create monochromatic wardrobes and scream through puppets. She had just recently stopped running her signature program, after landing a full-time ventriloquist job with the Carnival Cruise Line. In her act, she wore only purple and screamed almost the entire time through her dummy, Joel, so in that way, she was still carrying on the work.
The following week at their daily trampoline session, the SELVES were helping SELF to master her new signature move (all SELVES love trampolining, widely known as the most jovial of all sports). SELF had named the move the Triple Reverse Maxwell and, though it had to be executed while on a trampoline, it was done completely in one’s mind and required no physical movement.
SELF: That last one you did felt great! From what I could tell, it was your best Maxwell yet. Do you want to go again?
SELF: No, I think I want to take a little break and let that last one sink in. It really did feel great!
SELF: Fabulous! I didn’t want to break SELF‘s concentration, but I’ve got amazing news, guys! I talked to SELF and got the info on her woman’s program. And guess what? She told me her cousin’s woman did it two years ago and is still doing great, and now my masseuse’s woman and her niece’s women are taking it, too. The Program creator is Karen Z. and from what I’ve read, it seems really innovative!
SELF: First the Maxwell and now this!
Could this day get any better?
SELF: And I haven’t even mentioned the best part!
SELF: Well, don’t keep us in suspense!
SELF: She mentions us!!!
And she even mentions SELF~LOVE~LAND!!!
SELF: What? What do you mean? How does she even know about SELF~LOVE~LAND?
SELF: I can’t even believe I’m about to tell you this, but do you all remember the prophecy about the woman who’s boobs saved a man’s life at an Elton John concert?
SELF: You mean the ‘bra~phecy?
How could we forget? It’s only one of the most inspirational tales of all time!
SELF: OMG! The legend say that the woman was one day going to break down the programmed barriers to that keep our women away from us and help thousands of them make it back here!
SELF: Don’t tell me – It’s her?!
SELF: It’s HER!!!
And you won’t believe this next part!
She knows about the 8EAUTY 8ALLS!!!
SELF~LOVE~LAND
THE MUSICAL
~CHAPTER 1~
8EAUTY BALLS!
Once upon a time.
Many a story
have started out this way.
But ours starts like this:
Always, upon a times, there lived a group of SELVES.
They were just your average, ordinary SELVES, meaning they were infinitely, exquisitely, magnificently beautiful.
They lived in a group of women who were equally as infinitely, exquisitely, magnificently beautiful but had lived most of their lives unaware of these qualities.
Unbeknownst to the women, their SELVES loved them unconditionally, waiting patiently for the day that they might be seen and loved back.
The problem was, in order to do this, the women would have to make the journey to a place they had almost entirely forgotten.
Selfloveland, a vast and limitless state in the sovereign Nation of Appreciation, was the birthplace of all humans, but most had left when they were young and only a select few had returned.
The SELVES, however had been living there all of their lives, enjoying all the luxuries of this world-class destination.
On this day, some SELVES had gathered for a delightful trampoline session, followed by tea and peaches at SELF~LOVE~LAND’s premier wellness spa,
CHARKA~LOSOPHY.
SELF: Mine had a birthday the other day.Her daughters made her such a beautiful party. It was really intimate -just immediate family close friends- they had originally wanted to throw a huge bash to celebrate her big 60, but they knew she wouldn’t want it.
SELF: Good move. We all know how much she hates being the centre of attention.”
SELF: Mine is reading another self-help book right now. Really interesting stuff. She picks such great ones, but we all know that information alone isn’t enough. You need the right mindset and a solid method to make it a daily practice.
SELF: Totally. Mine has a found a really nice groove with her wellness practices. She does a Tai Chi class, meditates in the mornings, and has found a diet that really works for her system. She’s doing really well with all of it, but she still avoids looking in the mirror.
SELF: They’re masters at loving and caring for others, but the love never comes at us as strongly.” said SELF “They just don’t see us. It’s like there’s an invisible wall keeing us separated. I was just talking with SELF about this yesterday when we were taking our kittens to the symphony.”
SELF: If they only knew how much we dream of reconnecting. It’s what every SELF wants most.
SELF: On the bright side, a lot more of them are trying than ever before. SELF’s woman took a course last year and now she speaks to SELF every day. Politely! I mean they speak at us every day with all the negative talk, but this woman has come so far, she doesn’t even call SELF stupid anymore.
SELF: SELF‘s story is an amazing one. So many of us have watched our women genuinely put their all into changing. They’re so smart, they can feel there’s something missing. They talk about wanting more SELF love, but whatever they’re doing isn’t helping them find us. I’m really curious about how SELF’s woman did it. She’s really doing great now. What program did she do?
SELF: I asked SELF to find out for me. I want to start visualizing my woman doing it! We know for sure it wasn’t that ‘guru’ Dixie’s program. Remember when SELF and SELF’s women took it and both came out refusing to wear anything but purple, screaming twice as much as they did before and justifying it because they were doing it while holding their new ‘screaming puppets’?
SELF: OMG. How could I forget? Let me know when you find out the name of this other program. We can all visualize together!
SELF: You got it!
*Dixie McBabyman was an unorthodox wellness guru and part time ventriloquist. She referred to herself a Self Love Sherpa and was extremely passionate about her work helping women create monochromatic wardrobes and scream through puppets. She had just recently stopped running her signature program, after landing a full-time ventriloquist job with the Carnival Cruise Line. In her act, she wore only purple and screamed almost the entire time through her dummy, Joel, so in that way, she was still carrying on the work.
The following week at their daily trampoline session, the SELVES were helping SELF to master her new signature move (all SELVES love trampolining, widely known as the most jovial of all sports). SELF had named the move the Triple Reverse Maxwell and, though it had to be executed while on a trampoline, it was done completely in one’s mind and required no physical movement.
SELF: That last one you did felt great! From what I could tell, it was your best Maxwell yet. Do you want to go again?
SELF: No, I think I want to take a little break and let that last one sink in. It really did feel great!
SELF: Fabulous! I didn’t want to break SELF‘s concentration, but I’ve got amazing news, guys! I talked to SELF and got the info on her woman’s program. And guess what? She told me her cousin’s woman did it two years ago and is still doing great, and now my masseuse’s woman and her niece’s women are taking it, too. The Program creator is Karen Z. and from what I’ve read, it seems really innovative!
SELF: First the Maxwell and now this! Could this day get any better?
SELF: And I haven’t even mentioned the best part!
SELF: Well, don’t keep us in suspense!
SELF: She mentions us!!!
And she even mentions SELF~LOVE~LAND!!!
SELF: What? What do you mean? How does she even know about SELF~LOVE~LAND?
SELF: I can’t even believe I’m about to tell you this, but do you all remember the prophecy about the woman who’s boobs saved a man’s life at an Elton John concert?
SELF: You mean the ‘bra~phecy?
How could we forget?
It’s only one of the most inspirational tales of all time!
SELF: OMG! The legend say that the woman was one day going to break down the programmed barriers to that keep our women away from us and help thousands of them make it back here!
SELF: Don’t tell me –
It’s her?!
SELF: It’s HER!!!
And you won’t believe this next part!
She knows about the
8EAUTY 8ALLS!!!